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moderatelyfoxy:

yo pro tip:

sex shouldn’t be painful

losing your virginity should not be painful

vaginal sex should not be painful

anal sex should not be painful

if penetration hurts there’s something wrong. use more lube, do more foreplay, take the time to prepare things, and take it slow.

sex. should. not. hurt.

ever.

except in a consensual situation (BDSM)

sex should be fun, safe, consensual, and pleasurable for all parties involved.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

murasaki-me:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

^^^Agreed. She is trying. School boards aren’t.

minor-chords:

I am a positive person but I get really tired of aggressive optimism. If someone’s sad, let them be sad. All emotions have purpose. Sadness isn’t destructive if not prolonged. Sadness isn’t unproductive, as it offers awareness. Telling someone to “cheer up” or “be happy” is so ineffective and patronizing. The last thing a sad person needs is for someone to judge their feelings as pointless and unappealing. Welcome sadness, just don’t let it consume you.

"I’m a 42-year-old woman who likes to talk about sex, and I’ve got a foul mouth," says Menzel unapologetically. "Moms bring their little 6-year-olds to my shows in Elphaba costumes or Elsa costumes, and I have a responsibility. Sometimes that’s challenging to figure out how to continue to be myself even though there’s a little girl in the front row."

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

the-inspired-lesbian:

daughter0flucifer:

or turn it into a fuCKing COMPETITION.

This mother fucking post. Thank you.

the-inspired-lesbian:

daughter0flucifer:

or turn it into a fuCKing COMPETITION.

This mother fucking post. Thank you.

themostawkwardthingyouveeverseen:

sherlock-hannibal:

G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

 [here]

THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO

One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. 

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

zezora:

if you read this you are cute no take backs

thetolqueen:

When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:

freakxwannaxbe:

do you ever see something and just